inneskeeper:

inneskeeper:

i dont understand why ppl have such a major judgement thing for feet fetishists. im not into feet but yall are cowards. there are men out there who would cry for the privilege of giving you a massage and you’re gonna deny yourself that just bc he’s motivated? move the fuck over i’m disabled and if a guy wants to suck on my toes until his tongue gave me french tips i will simply permit him and he’s gonna thank me for it. it is 1am

i don’t remember making this post but i have to admit it’s really fucking weird and gross for so many of you to see my go “wow its fucked up and weird that so many of you allegedly pro-kink people still act like foot fetishists are gross and disgusting creeps, couldn’t be me” and you feel overwhelmed with the need to explain and justify why you think men with foot fetishes are gross and creepy and that it’s okay when you do it

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zombieaurora asked:

Thank you. Ezra sleeping in patch of sunlight has been living in my head all damn day. I can totally see this ass falling asleep in the sun on a balcony surrounded by plants. Sometime naked. He really doesn’t care. You see him from the apartment building next to his. It’s a gorgeous view, so who are you to complain. 🤷🏼‍♀️

fleetwoodmactshirt Answer:

ohhhh my god yes. this thought is so good @zombieaurora, it sent me on a tangent i’m sorry.

ezra has spent too many forsaken hours under the cold fluorescent lights of spaceships and spaceports, so any chance he gets to soak in the warmth of the sun on his skin he just goes for it. 

he’s not purposefully trying to put himself on display. he really did think the veritable jungle of foliage on his balcony would provide enough cover so he could be discreet, and he’s right, it does from almost every angle. except one. it’s a miscalculation on his part. he doesn’t know that from this one particular angle, someone, you, would have a full, unobstructed view of him. but he is shameless. once he catches you staring, once he realizes you can see him, and even better that you’re enjoying the view, ezra does not hide himself.

you’re shocked the first time you see him naked; it’s unexpected, a purely accidental glimpse. He’s brazenly laid out on a deckchair on his balcony brimming with plants of every size and shape, a lone spot of greenery amidst the sullen greyness of this crammed city, in a patch of sunlight.

the second time, it’s just as jarring but you linger a little. you should look away, you know you should, but your body isn’t obeying your better judgement. you’re fixed in place. you indulge in the view of your sunbathing neighbour. your eyes map the topography of his naked body, from the broad expanse of his freckled shoulders, to the dip of the small of his back, the softened edges of his hips, and just when you’re musing that his ass isn’t much to look at but it’s nevertheless pleasing, he turns over in his sleep and all the air seems to be sucked out of your body. yet still you don’t look away.

the third time, his face is shadowed by the book he’s holding aloft in one arm, but the rest of his bare body basks in the sunlight, and your hand, seemingly of its own volition indulges the heat coiling in your belly and slips past the waistband of your joggers and your underwear to slide through the slickness already gathered there and rub circles over your clit.

you close your eyes, lost in the sensation of your blood rushing furiously through your veins, every muscle in your body tensing, and when you open them again you’re met by the sight of a pair of dark, gleaming eyes locked onto you. 

you stiffen; caught in the act. wrenching your hand away from yourself with a panicked gasp, you falter in deciding what the hell to do next. the childish urge to duck, to fall to the floor and hide yourself from view, is almost overpowering, but before you can give in to it, he smiles and once again, you find yourself unable to look away from this stranger. his grin is wide, exposing a dimple in the side of his cheek. your heart stutters. you thought you’d learned every detail of his body by now, every scar and every freckle, but this small part of him, unknown to you until he bequeathed it to you like a secret gift, feels precious.

even from this far distance, you can feel the relaxed amusement of his smirk. sunlight glints off the errant streak of blonde in his otherwise brown hair. his demeanour seems entirely free of any embarrassment or outrage, and your own mortification ebbs away just a little. he doesn’t move to cover himself. contrarily, you note, now that he knows he’s under your gaze, the rake seems to preen. he merely stretches his limbs out with a feline languidness, rolling his shoulders and neck, and, unbelievably, seems to be settling in for a nap, closing his eyes and making himself even more comfortable in his patch of sunlight. 

delishdessert:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

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where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

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this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

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I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.

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identifying-cars-in-posts:

wvyldthingsandstuff:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

outburstsoftheordinary:

theotheristhedoctor:

dunkstein:

dunkstein:

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

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I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

@identifying-cars-in-posts?

1994-1996 Ford Aspire

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watcherscrown:

whowantstobeaphd:

because-im-freaking-greed:

ignotussomnium:

that-wildwolf:

ranidspace:

ranidspace:

ranidspace:

friend is explaining me the american healthcare system. WALK IN CLINICS COST MONEY??????

like. walk in. talk to the doctor. they say a solution and maybe perscribe something. that costs money? like i knew ambulence rides and perscriptions and treatments costed money. but just SEEING a doctor too???

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cool! i think all politicians and people lobbying for this to die 👍

AMBULANCE RIDES COST MONEY??????

Yup! When I got sick in college and didn’t have insurance the ambulance alone cost $900.

Regularly scheduled checkups cost money

Literally every aspect of medical checks cost money. You were in a car crash? Money. You have cancer? Money. You want to make sure you don’t have cancer? Money. You want insulin? TONS OF MONEY. prescriptions are so expensive, I got birth control when I was 15 and it was $350 a month.

Emergency health is probably the most expensive type of health care. I’ve rejected every abluance because it would be at least $100.

Now that I live in Scotland, everything is free (unless I go private). My monthly meds are free, if I have a rash it’s free, if I need surgery it’s free.

Americans really just don’t get how bad it is.

Emergency and they fail to save you? It costs your family money. When my aunt got billed for the ER visit for her 17 year old son who was no longer alive I felt nauseous.

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mikkeneko:

digitaldiscipline:

flipocrite:

huffylemon:

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oh so they’re just saying the quiet part out loud? Good to know they’re just out and open now

That’s not the quiet part.

There’s something else, something they might not even be fully aware of themselves. The real quiet part is that if it was *their* child or *their* ectopic pregnancy they’d pull out all the stops to save their life or get their grandchild aborted. Planned Parenthood sees reactionaries and regressives all the time, and they are every bit the nightmare patients you’d imagine them to be. But the one thing all those patients have in common is that *their* abortion is *justified*, and the next week they’ll be outside the clinic again, rejoining the protestors for “killing their baby”.

It’d be one thing to have ghoulish principles, but the far-right have none at all.

When I was younger and had more time to waste on the internet, and spent a lot of time in various online forums getting into arguments – on purpose – I made up a game I called Six Degrees of Slut.

The game (which is a variation on the well known Six Degrees of Bacon) was very simple. In any discussion of abortion, see whether you could get the other side to articulate, within six back-and-forth exchanges, some variation of The Filthy Sluts Must Be Punished. Regardless of where their argument started, the goal of the game was to get them to admit that.

I never once lost a game of Six Degrees of Slut. On a few occasions the match was inconclusive - the other person left off arguing before we reached round six - but I never lost; I never once reached six rounds of debate with a prolifer without them expressing some variation on this sentiment. But what was really remarkable to me was, a lot of times, that there was no effort involved at all – they would blurt it out themselves, with effectively no provocation.

Scratch a prolifer, and you’ll find right under the surface the conviction that The Filthy Sluts Must Be Punished. I have never once yet found an exception. Sometimes you don’t even have to scratch.

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randofantfic:

Oopsie

Summary: Fem!reader is taken from behind. Joel slips into the wrong hole. I don’t know what possessed me to write this, but here we are.

Warnings: Rough, angry sex. Doggystyle. Wrong hole. Multiple orgasms. Overstimulation. Angry and soft Joel.

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gerrykeay:

lost-wandering-historian:

apofid-puffleburry:

faggotri:

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like “sex activity” and “sex final” being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

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obsessed

I had a class called “What is Evil?” The professor called us his “evil students” and I got to say things like: “I have evil class later.” and “I have readings in evil to do.” and “Well my evil professor said
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I miss having that class

[ID: tumblr reply on this post reading “my partner did a sociology degree and one of the modules was on organised crime. very funny to see stuff like "anyone doing organised crime this afternoon” in a uni groupchat"]

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creativeemoof asked:

Hi! My mum and I had a conversation in the car where I mentioned how funny I found this bit, because I had read it as Anathema thinking that she had, in fact, just been run over by a very campy gay couple, and a campy gay couple wouldn't harm her. But my mum read this as Anathema, who she thought could feel that Crowley was a demon, realizing that she was also in the presence of an angel, and an angel wouldn't harm her. And I guess I just wanted to know which was the intended message?

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neil-gaiman Answer:

The version that Terry and I had in mind when we wrote it was the former.

neil-gaiman:

Reading the comments I realize that things that were perfectly obvious to readers in the UK 33 years ago don’t land the same way now.

If anyone has been in any doubt about what Anathema was thinking the line that would have made it utterly clear would have been..



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the “two consenting bicycle repairmen”.

In the UK the 1957 Wolfenden Report recommended that ‘homosexual behaviour between consenting adults in private should be no longer a criminal offence’. And the phrase “consenting adults” became a euphemism for gay men once the recommendations of the report were put into action and male homosexual acts were decriminalized. (It took a decade and happened in 1967.)


So, yes. She thinks they’re gay. And she was safe.


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