"on your left!!" marvel yells at dc as they pass them, then promptly trip on their own feet and fall flat on their face
THEY’RE KILLING OFF JANET VAN DYNE IN THE MCU — A FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE AVENGERS — BUT PHIL COULSON AKA MR SOGGY WHITE BREAD OC GETS HIS OWN TV SHOW AND HIS OWN COMIC SERIES???????? IS THIS REAL???? aRE YOU SERIOUS ARE WE BEING PUNK’D ? ?? ?!!!!
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer
fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people
someday i want someone to look at me the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd